“used to play NCAA football for a pretty big university, had a full ride scholarship and everything. The cheerleaders were some of the most beautiful girls in the entire country and we could pretty much take our pick. Having the biggest dick in the locker room meant my reputation would often proceed me and if a lady was looking for a huge dick they knew who to go to. I could fuck any girl and that pussy would be bent all up out of shape. This little ho was one of my favorite, she was a freshman and i must have fucked her hundreds of times.” Welp, I bet she missed a good many cheerleading practices on account of that dick. I’m sure this guy would have went pro in the NFL, but his cock is big enough to be considered an extra player on the field. Plus, you can’t really compete against the pros when you have what is essentially a 10-pound dumbbell dangling between your legs and weighing you down.