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“Hi, I’m a 37 year old professional who works in a popular college town (but I have no affiliation with the university). A couple years back I was dating a senior at the college (I know there’s a considerable age difference here but I have a youthful appearance and my career affords me lots of expendable income which can be very attractive to young women.) Admittedly I am not great in bed. I have a minor form of E.D. and this is something I’ve come to accept, and I do my best to make up for it in other ways, such as tons of foreplay and using toys. The longer we dated, the more often she would introduce new ideas, mostly bigger toys, until finally she brought up the idea of a threesome. I am very liberal and open minded when it comes to sex, much like the ancient Greeks were, so I was on board with it all. She would often ask me to record it, and of course I would. One day she comes up to me with a very excited disposition, saying she’s found a guy on AFF (adult friend finder), that said he was 13 inches and if I would be okay with it. I shrugged my shoulders and agreed, because at that point although I was no longer into it, I didn’t feel it was right to deny her what she wanted sexually. Well, here’s that video. He was a pleasurable man to meet, very humble, about my age, and probably 12 inches long. You can hear me counting her orgasms as I tried to get into it, but couldn’t. My heart simply wasn’t there anymore. She really seemed to enjoy it, however, and from that point on insisted we only do threesomes with guys that were incredibly hung. I realized the relationship wasn’t really about me anymore, and I ended it. Sic vita est hominum – such is life. As for J, she’s a smart girl and graduated sum cum laude. She’s in grad school now at the same university, and I often see her with the same gentleman at a bar downtown (not the one from the video), so I assume she’s doing well. We chat briefly every few months.” I can tell by this man’s loquacious verbiage that, like me, he is a scholar indeed. As such, he would agree that the expression is, “If you love someone, let them go” not “let them get hollowed out like a hospital in Gaza“. I’m happy to hear that she still graduated, but I’m afraid to guess as to what her major must have been. African Studies? It certainly wasn’t Anatomy.
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