“If you want to be happy in life, get yourself a young indian wife like me. From day one she promised to treat me like a king. Even after she realized how big I was down there, she swore she would do whatever it took to please me. It was a struggle at first, but she always made sure to please me, and we’re still in a happy marriage four years later. She tells her friends they should all move to the states and find a big dicked white man to take care of them, and that she would never do anything to make me leave her because she wouldn’t want to go back to the ‘land of little dicks’.” Has it ever occurred to you that she treats you so well not because girls from India are special, but because you have a cock the size of Mark McGwire’s forearm? I’d move to India to give it a shot, but I’ve seen the Youtube vids of the street food they have. That said, good job snagging a hot one!