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Hey, WAIT Keith...DON'T tell us how long you are YET, OK? Imma start a pool with all the other people I send links to so we can get more opinions on your length. Give me at least a week, then post your length stat. Then I'll figure out who was closest. I'll have everybody send their guesses directly to me. I might post ALL of the different the guesses here so that the permanent public record will show how many people guessed and how long (or SHORT) everybody thinks your dick is! Sound fun? I think so!!!

OH, and when you do tell us how long you are, I need a close-up picture with the ruler beside it. Post it in this gallery. So that we can have an exact, verified measurement.

(Am I being Mean?? Or sarcastic?? Me? Never!! After all, Keith...you said yourself in your bio that you WANT to be publicly exposed, and you WANT to have embarrassing comments made. You even said in your comment on this image that you think it would be "amazing" to be seen by people who know you. So...I'm just helping you out!) LOL ;-)

VERY prophetic comment, Keith! Ya got what ya asked for...I KNOW YOU!!! And I'm going to make sure others who know you are going to see your galleries here too.

Regarding this image...you sure seem excited to show off your "shortcomings". You should have held a ruler up beside it so we could all see the actual measurement. I'm guessing 4"?? LOL...PLEASE comment back and let us know how long, er, SHORT you are, Keith!!!!! PLEASE!!! WE WANT TO KNOW!!

This is one of my favorite exhibitionist potraits because it shows the real me in explicit detail. My face, my body, my flaws, all are publicly presented for everyone to look at, judge, and criticize. It feels amazing to give away my privacy and know that this image could be seen by anyone - maybe even people who know me.