“Been dating this spanish girl for 6 months she’s over here on a student visa and says its like nothing she’s ever felt before, says she loves feeling it in her womb and its like being in heaven and hell at the same time. Only girl I’ve ever been with that can take it all, thinking about putting a ring on it. I’m about 11 inches.” Do it, bro! Lock that shit down! It’s not like that pussy is good to anyone else now, anyway. Someone needs to write her family and let them know she’s succumbed to the jungle fever and won’t be making it back home in one piece.