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“every weekend in beijing i go to one of these language exchange events where chinese meet foreigners to practice chinese and english and 2/3 times i’ll hook up with a girl after and introduce her to sum real dick. always 10 or so ppl do drinks after and when I play my cards right i take a bitch home same night like this one” Since you’re doing language exchange, it might be a good idea to impart on these girls the following useful English phrases: -biting off more than you can chew -trying to fit a baseball bat inside a garden hose -stretched out like Gumby in a torture rack That poor pussy is going to need a whole Chinese new year to recover from having its elasticity ruined like Taco Bell just ruined chicken nuggets (discontinued after only 1 month? C’mon.)
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