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"i got a big ass dick n i kno how to use it so my gym gets this new worker there for yoga some hot 19 year old on summer break so of course i gotta chat her up n get her insta. she dating some white boy already but i do my favorite move n send her a dick pick n pretend it was the wrong person n apologize n shit n it works every time fastforward two weeks n im making her scream" I love this guy's strategy: STEP 1: Have a ridiculously big dick. STEP 2: Send dick pics and let them do all the work. He's basically Leonardo DiCaprio in Inception but instead of planting that stupid spinning top in that bitch's mind this guy is planting the fact that he's got a monstrous dong and then hiding it behind an "accidental send". This, ladies & gentlemen, is big dick game theory. Also, only 19 and having a log like that rammed in her guts? Yeesh. Good luck finding something bigger once he moves on to the spinning instructor.
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