Every day, Holly wondered why she was with Rupert, the bearded prick.
" You do love me, don't you?"
" You're saying my left tit droops? You cheeky fucker!"
" You're saying your tits were this big before you came in here?"
" My twin sister ALWAYS has to try to outdo me!!"
" Tyrion, you won't get out of this situation..."
The British Synchronised Swimming team try out their new training pool.
" To wank, or not to wank, that is the question..."
" Hey! Look! The Dove is back!"
" Everyone is staring at us, just because our towels were on the loungers"
" No, Silly, the pole is'nt really in my vagina"
Some players who did'nt reach the World Cup find comfort in other ways.
" Finding this 4 leaf clover certainly was lucky!"
" This is my ' Sensual Look'
" She's so greedy! It was my turn 10 minutes ago!"
" I bet you 20 Euros you can't get your load in my mouth from there"
" I saved her from drowning and she wanted to show her gratitude"
" I was given this as a souvenir of my personal best"
" Hey! If I showed you both, your balls would explode!"