laydepleaser

United States, Kentucky
Male, Relationship Single
Joined 18-5-2011, Active Hardly

Free member
Name

toni

Sex

Male

Age

72

Ethnicity

-

Posture

-

Height

-

Weight

-

  Looking for

Men (TG), Women, Women (TG), Shemales

  Properties

Hair length Unspecified
Hair color Unspecified
Eye color Unspecified
Glasses Unspecified
Tattoos Unspecified
Piercings Unspecified
Beard Unspecified
Mustache Unspecified
Pubic hair Unspecified
Chest hair No
Penis size Unspecified
Circumcised Unspecified

  I like

Sex with women
Sex with shemales
Sex with men (TG)
Sex with women (TG)
Trio
Gangbang
Kissing
Oral
Anal
Cum on face/mouth

  I dislike

Scat

  Description

laydepleaser

Just a Kinky male that has or would do most anything but scat.
Look at my photos and almost a thousand videos.
My dressing stopped about seven years ago.

Most of the videos I post are less than 7 minutes long. I must have ADD. I fast forward if it is too long.




SIX FOOT LONG ASSHOLE
While I was driving down the road the other day, (going a little
faster than I should have) I passed under a bridge only to see a
copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The copper
pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
patronizing smirk, asked:"Runway too short?"

To which I replied, "I'm late for work".

To which he asked, "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher", I responded.

The copper was surprised and confused "A what? A rectum stretcher??
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well" I said, " I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way
up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in,
work side to side until I get my other hand in, and then I slowly
start to stretch the hole, until it's about six feet."

Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do
you do with a six foot asshole?"

To which I politely replied," You give him a radar gun and park him
behind a bridge....."




50 Shades of Black
Author Walter Mosley's "The Killing of Johnny Fry" makes "50 shades of Grey" look and sound tame.
His protagonist, 45-year-old translator Cordell Carmel, considers himself lucky that girlfriend Joelle is so undemanding that they spend only one night a week together. Stopping by Joelle's apartment unannounced one day, he discovers her with another man, aspiring musician Johnny Fry. That night, Cordell buys his first X-rated DVD and begins a journey of sexual self-discovery. Watching The Myth of Sisypha, the vividly described adult film he has purchased, opens Cordell's eyes to a world of sex and power, pleasure and pain. He explores his renewed sexual energy with a young photographer he's helping, an attractive neighbor, a French student he meets on the subway, and Sisypha herself. Mosley's decision to subtitle the book "a sexistenial novel" implies a more philosophical approach to sexuality than the gratuitous sexual episodes described here.


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  Interests

gurls ,girls,

Photos

Nicole Scherzinger-red-july
Nicole Scherzinger
100%
KATIE FOX
100%
HOLLY PARKER
Justin Theroux - The couple recently Married
Zustin Theroux - Justin and Jennifer have dated since meeting on the set of Wanderlust
AVN16
AVN15
video_sts_offline
203 xmas
Young, cute, and white
Young, cute, and white. Just the way Erica likes them.
100%
Shemale Party 12
100%
Shemale Party 11
Mega Pixel
Reck It Roxie
mfirstbj
ErosPyramide20090221_3791
550px-ErosPyramide20090221_352
pamela-anderson

Comments (164)

amantienne wrote 4 years ago

Nice clips!!

Rembrand wrote 4 years ago

great Pics, very nice, hot Vids

pomic wrote 7 years ago

trés bien

to you --- and to all ero
a happy 'n funny new year - bonne année - feliz año nuevo - buon anno ====>>>>

tdiddy143 wrote 7 years ago

love it!

Dualguy wrote 8 years ago

very nice collection!! thx for sharing all those hot videos!

pomic wrote 8 years ago

nice vids ...............................................

laydepleaser > pomic wrote 8 years ago

Thanks

PLZ376 wrote 8 years ago

Very hot clips.

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