Fat Dude with a Small Pecker

Late-40's single male. As my user ID implies, I'm a fat guy with a smaller than average penis. I can't say I'm happy about that, but neither am I ashamed. It is what it is. On the plus side, I do have a lesbian-certified tongue (been told that I "eat pussy like a bitch", which is a Good Thing).

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Sexual orientation

I'm straight.

Being bi would double my chances of getting a date, but I'm just not feeling it. I sometimes like watching other fat and/or small dick guys, so I can't claim 100% hetero purity, but the key word is watching. I'm not interested in doing anything. When it comes to doing, my desires only run towards women.

My orientation determines who I want to fuck, not who my friends are. I get along with everybody.

I'm flattered that anybody is getting off on my body. All positive messages, comments, and even dirty thoughts are welcome. I just want to "keep it real" with my gay/bi friends and avoid any hurt feelings. Sexual energy directed my way is certainly appreciated, but can't be reciprocated.

Turn ons

I'm an unabashed vagaholic. I love eating pussy! I've never met a pussy I didn't like, but a nice bush, large labia and/or big clit really gets me going.

I admire feminine beauty in all shapes, sizes, ages, and races, but I have a particular attraction to BBW women in their 30's and 40's.

Interested in spanking, both giving and receiving (but more on the receiving side).

Love seeing pics/video of fat people enjoying themselves. The media constantly tells us that we should be ashamed of our bodies. They want us to stay hidden and out of public view. Fuck that!

Turn offs

Scat.
CD/TV/TS.
Blood (especially my own!).
Small Penis Humiliation (SPH).
Anal sex, or any other kind of anal play.

Just Say No

There are some things I'm just not interested in. Please don't ask.

Meet ups - I keep my "real life" and my "online life" completely separate.
C2C, Skype, etc. - I edit everything I upload so my face isn't visible. Too much risk with live cam.
Chat, IM, etc. - I'm really just here for the porn!
Tribute videos - Sorry, just not my thing.