Captions, Weird, Different & Some Just Fun #3 (200)

He didn't take anything that dinner and a movie couldn't have got him, Handsome...
8 years ago by jaxslutluver
Don't worry. About fifty per cent of the time he misses!
8 years ago by jaxslutluver
Do you take trade-ins. I've sorta outgrown this one.
8 years ago by jaxslutluver
When we agreed to cut down on luxuries, I didn't know that included SEX!
8 years ago by jaxslutluver
What a magnificent painting of your wife's fanny...
8 years ago by jaxslutluver
We Have What You Need
8 years ago by jaxslutluver
He gave here a diamond
8 years ago by jaxslutluver
Don't be nervous, Kid, I won't bite you -- That costs five buck's extra.
8 years ago by jaxslutluver
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